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		<title>The Entrepreneurial Goose Bumps &#8211; Project V</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/12/30/the-entrepreneurial-goose-bumps-project-v/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout the last ten years being an entrepreneur, I have been involved in a variety of business and start-ups.  Some have been offline businesses or real estate, but most have been related to the internet in some fashion. During this time I have experienced multiple failures as well as a few great successes.  I have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Throughout the last ten years being an entrepreneur, I have been involved in a variety of business and start-ups.  Some have been offline businesses or real estate, but most have been related to the internet in some fashion.</p>
<p>During this time I have experienced multiple failures as well as a few great successes.  I have made a lot of money on the successes, but at the same time I have taken some pretty brutal losses on the failures.  Welcome to the life of an entrepreneur, it&#8217;s never an uneventful journey.</p>
<p>Similar to a high stakes poker player, being a serial entrepreneur you have to expect, and be mentally prepared for many swings throughout your career.  You also have to be willing to assume a level of risk that 99% of your friends could never imagine.  When starting out, you have to be willing to risk your last dollar into something if you have conviction that it will be successful.  It is virtually impossible as an entrepreneur to become a millionaire without this type of attitude.</p>
<p>With all that said, there are not too many projects I work on these days that give me the entrepreneurial goose bumps.  In fact, out of 100 different business ideas or investments, I can think of maybe 3 or 4 throughout the years that I have been as excited about as what I am working on now.</p>
<p>I have never been more confident in something as I am in the success of what I will just call &#8220;Project V&#8221; for now.  Getting back on my own and being the CEO of <strong>my</strong> company is the best move I have ever made.  I have assembled <a href="http://www.pokeraffiliatelistings.com/about-us/">an amazing team of individuals</a> at Empire Marketing, and this is a primary reason I have 100% confidence in what we are building.</p>
<p>As you all know, I have always been a firm believer in surrounding yourself with successful people.  This principle is especially important when founding an internet start-up.  You are only as good as your weakest link.</p>
<p>I keep speaking in the forums, in this blog, and on the radio about innovation for one reason.  I want everyone to realize that it doesn&#8217;t matter where you&#8217;re at right now, what you have failed at in the past, or what your net worth is.  Everyone has the ability to create their own destiny and make big things happen regardless of circumstances.</p>
<p>A wise man once said the following:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Imagination is more important than knowledge&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>Albert Einstenin</em></p>
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		<title>The Rapid Success of PokerAffiliateListings.com &#8211; What I Attribute It To</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you know, I recently made the decision to get back to being a 100% entrepreneur.  Entrepreneurship is something I have always had a passion for and one of the virtues in my life that I am most proud of.  Although being your own boss is fun, it also comes with the responsibility [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As many of you know, I recently made the decision to get back to being a 100% entrepreneur.  Entrepreneurship is something I have always had a passion for and one of the virtues in my life that I am most proud of.  Although being your own boss is fun, it also comes with the responsibility of ensuring success in your chosen businesses.  Although I have several new projects in the que, my recent soft launch of <a title="Poker Affiliate Listings" href="http://www.pokeraffiliatelistings.com">PokerAffiliateListings.com</a> has proven thus far to be a success.</p>
<p>I wanted to share from a personal standpoint on why I believe this &#8220;soft launch&#8221; has been so successful, as well as exactly what I have done to make it successful .  Hopefully other entrepreneurs reading this article can take some good advice and information from my experience.</p>
<p>For starters, the site is only about 10% launched.  The forums are essentially the only part of PAL that is live right now.  So as you can imagine, my main focus behind the scenes is on getting the main site prepared.  The private / invite only forums are a concept that is completely new to the poker affiliate industry, and one that I have been thinking about for several years.  This concept allows a small group of top producing and ethical affiliates to come together in a private community where we can share great dialogue and conversations.  The only way new members can join is by being invited by other quality affiliates.</p>
<p>This new concept to the poker affiliate industry will ensure the integrity of my personal site and community, which is paramount to me.  Whenever I put my name on something, I will settle for nothing less than excellence.</p>
<p>Since getting started in the poker affiliate industry almost six years ago (I know, that makes me a dinosaur), I have worked hard to surround myself and learn from others more successful than me.  And at the same time, I have shared my knowledge and spent countless hours helping people less successful than me.  Some of these guys I have mentored are now making 10X what I make each month!!! Where do I send the consulting invoices to???  And you ballers know who you are!</p>
<p>But the point is, and I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a big secret, I have busted my ass over the last five years to build my personal brand, guide others to success, and to nurture hundreds of relationships with poker affiliates.  Whether it was selling an Ebook in 2005 while corresponding with affiliates on an InvisionBoard forum, or founding what is now the worlds largest poker affiliate network at PAW, I have always made myself available free of charge to help my fellow affiliates.</p>
<p>Can having 300+ contacts on Skype, 100+ on Linked In, 350+ on Facebook, 400+ daily blog readers, and of course 10 different email accounts be cumbersome and time consuming, YES!!!  Trust me, my wife won&#8217;t even use my laptop because of all the orange skype boxes that pop up every few seconds.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, I attribute this commitment I have had to affiliates over the last half a decade to much of the success I am seeing right now at PAL.  I guess it&#8217;s like a pay it forward thing, and why I have gotten such good support from my friends in the industry.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s crazy, last Thursday when I decided to &#8220;soft launch&#8221; this new concept of a private invite only forum, I really didn&#8217;t know what to expect.  Being a viral marketer though, I always realized the concept of &#8220;invites&#8221; and how sick it can be.  In retrospect had I known how successful it would be, I would have waited til Mike was done with the main site, oh well, that&#8217;s a good problem to have.</p>
<p>I hit up a few of my closest friends in the industry on Skype, maybe 10 or so and invited them to come over.  Every single one of them did, and saw the value in what I was trying to accomplish.  And now, a good majority of the growth at PAL has been from you guys inviting other rock star poker affiliates.  This is purely a community building itself from within.  It&#8217;s been a truly amazing thing to witness so far.</p>
<p>I feel after spending some time with both <a href="http://www.pokernews.com">Poker News</a> and <a href="http://www.pokeraffiliateprograms.com">PAP</a> over the last couple years, whom by the way I have the utmost respect for both these organizations, that it&#8217;s just time for me to get back to being an Entrepreneur / CEO and running my own business, as well as consulting company.  Nothing more, nothing less.</p>
<p>Thank-you guys for the continued support in this industry.  If you need an invite to the forums at <a title="poker affiliate forums" href="http://www.pokeraffiliatelistings.com/forums">PokerAffiliateListings.com </a>and we know each other, feel free to drop me an email.  Although I&#8217;d rather you ask one of the other members so our community can further grow from within!</p>
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		<title>JeremyEnke.com Is Moving To PokerAffiliateListings.com</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/11/17/jeremyenkecom-is-moving-to-pokeraffiliatelistingscom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry I have been slacking a bit with updates on this blog over the past few weeks.  November has been an absolutely crazy month.  Many of you are aware that I launched a new brand at PokerAffiliateListings.com.  This is a very exciting time for me. My goal is to build PokerAffiliateListings.com to be the #1 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I have been slacking a bit with updates on this blog over the past few weeks.  November has been an absolutely crazy month.  Many of you are aware that I launched a new brand at <a title="Poker Affiliate Forums" href="http://www.pokeraffiliatelistings.com">PokerAffiliateListings.com</a>.  This is a very exciting time for me.</p>
<p>My goal is to build PokerAffiliateListings.com to be the #1 resource for poker affiliates in the world. The main site has not been launched yet, however the forums launched last Thursday.  This is a unique community however that is private and invite only.  In essence, the members are building the community up by inviting their peers from the industry.  So far the reception to this new concept in our industry has been amazing.  The private forums are only a small piece of the overall site however.</p>
<p>And since the brand is named &#8220;Jeremy Enke&#8217;s Poker Affiliate Listings&#8221;, it makes sense for me to move my personal blog over to the new site.  Don&#8217;t worry though, I will have a redirect in place so you can still hit your bookmark or type in JeremyEnke.com to get to the blog.</p>
<p>Likewise, don&#8217;t fear.  My personal blog over at PAL will still be filled with business, humour, and everything else many of the readers here have come to expect.  See you on the flipside!</p>
<p>P.S., if anyone needs an invite to PAL you can email me directly at jeremy AT jeremy enke dot com.</p>
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		<title>JE&#8217;s Link Dump &#8211; Some Affiliates Are About To Get Dumped On</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/11/10/monday-link-dump-and-some-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally on Monday&#8217;s I like to do some sort of motivational post, but lately I have been absolutely swamped - enjoying temporary retirement.  So instead of making some well thought out post, I&#8217;ll just spread some link love to a few of my buddies in the industry. I mean let&#8217;s be honest, when you rank [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Normally on Monday&#8217;s I like to do some sort of motivational post, but lately I have been <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">absolutely swamped</span> <img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/linkdump125.jpg" alt="Link Dump" width="125" height="97" />- enjoying temporary retirement.  So instead of making some well thought out post, I&#8217;ll just spread some link love to a few of my buddies in the industry.</p>
<p>I mean let&#8217;s be honest, when you rank #1 in <strong>google images</strong> for <a title="fat blunt" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=fat+blunt&amp;btnG=Google+Search&amp;aq=f&amp;oq=">Fat Blunt</a> and get &#8220;hotlinked&#8221; to from hundreds of sites, life must be good!</p>
<p>I think I&#8217;ll do more of these posts occasionally as well. I am so bored of writing about poker affiliate content, (more to come on that later).  My new business and project are going extremely well, but I&#8217;m feeling a bit brain dead.  I should be able to give a full update on Brandon and I&#8217;s radio show this coming Thursday.  Tune in to our <a title="pokeraffiliate radio" href="http://www.affiliateliferadio.com">poker affiliate life radio show,</a> bitches.  You won&#8217;t be disappointed.  Thursday 3:00 P.M.</p>
<p>Anyhow on to the link dumping.  If you want to be dumped on as well, please catch me on skype, email, or hollar at me in the YouPorn live chat with the sentence <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to be dumped on&#8221;</strong>.  I&#8217;ll put your link on deck.  Or link to me with something, and I&#8217;ll probably link back in future dumps.</p>
<p>Let the dumping commence:</p>
<p>There are few people that probably live as crazy or fun of a life as me&#8230;&#8230;.Roger might though.  Check out <a title="USA Poker Site News" href="http://www.compatiblepoker.com/Site+News.als.htm">his blog</a>. Personally, I just follow it hoping for more pics to be posted of his girlfriend.  If she were my girlfriend, I would talk her into helping me work on my google images traffic for a &#8220;<em>new website</em>&#8221; I was building.  Much love for the guy though as he enjoys beautiful women, golfing, and surfing.  He also knows a thing or two about Mac Poker and <strong><a title="U.S. Accepting Poker Sites" href="http://www.compatiblepoker.com/usa.php">US Poker Sites</a></strong>.</p>
<p>Ding Ding, next up is the famous &#8220;Prince&#8221; of poker (not drunken Scotty Nguyen either), I mean hell, Nat Arems <a title="nat arem poker blog" href="http://www.natarem.com"><strong>Poker Blog</strong></a> is generally known as N 82 50 24.  No shit, Nat is really known by several people in the poker industry as a number.  I wonder if he would &#8220;Go Crazy&#8221; if he actually heard &#8220;The Dove&#8217;s Cry&#8221;?  He is only one of a few people that can actually be referred to as a number in this world, and probably THE only one in the poker world.  I do have have to dump some link love though as he launched a new site on a killer domain <strong><a title="Poker Terms - Online Poker Lingo" href="http://pokerterms.com/">Poker Terms</a></strong>.  Go there now and search my last name (Enke)&#8230;..Good stuff</p>
<p>Next up, Randy (Ridge) gets a shout out.  After having a gay reference thrown at him in fantasy football league by a Canadian, he decided to fly the gay flag as his avatar on PAP.  For the record, he is married with a gaggle of kids.  Good thing all your <strong><a title="Poker Rakeback" href="http://www.feltpoker.com/">Poker Rakeback</a></strong> players don&#8217;t know about your new flag&#8230;.. I probably wouldn&#8217;t fly that outside your house in Arkansas either.</p>
<p>My homeboy TJ knows a ton about <a title="Online Gambling Sites" href="http://www.gambling101.org">online gambling sites</a>, but he also could be the Hollywood Madam of the poker affiliate industry.  How does a kid from Cali know every affiliate in the industry?  If I had TJ&#8217;s skype contact list, I would find a way to spam it! LOL.  Nonetheless, TG is a becoming a baller and is always entertaining.  You too can be into attracting <strong><a title="Degenerate NFL Betting" href="http://www.gambling101.org/sportsbooks">Degenerate NFL Betting </a></strong>college kids.  Great sites TJ!</p>
<p>Mike Wittemeyer finally got his <a title="poker affiliate blog" href="http://www.mikewittmeyer.com/">poker affiliate extraordinaire</a> blog up.  I imagine this should be a fun blog to follow.  Mike is pretty good at helping web surfers find the <a title="best online poker sites" href="http://www.pokersite.org/">best online poker sites</a>.  Unfortunately, he is not so good at staying awake at 4:00 AM after 15 drinks in foreign countries.  Ball out til ya pass out homie!</p>
<p>Just because <a title="poker affiliate manager" href="http://www.brandonberndt.com">Brandon Berndt</a> takes his puppy to puppy training every week, he is really not that gay.  If it weren&#8217;t for his hot wife <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">who is a great chick</span> (I&#8217;d hit it) I probably wouldn&#8217;t feel as comfortable co-hosting a <a title="weekly affiliate radio show" href="http://www.affiliateliferadio.com">weekly affiliate radio show </a>with him.</p>
<p>Now on to (poker69), I am fairly certain Kevin who is a <a title="poker affiliate resource" href="http://www.pokermarketingstar.com/">Poker Affiliate</a> and marketing star is much bigger than me, and also benches a lot more than I do.  (I have been working out 1 1/2 weeks).  So with that, go check out his blog.  I won&#8217;t comment on your girlfriend(s) Kevin.  Feel free to ship NSFW nudes though.  K, Thanks.</p>
<p>Finally, I got my boy from the ATL who keeps bullets, condoms, and other crazy shit openly displayed on his dresser.  He actually has a better <a title="poker affiliate blog" href="http://www.paidthecost.com">poker affiliate blog</a> than me (probably just setting me up where I&#8217;ll be forced to buy it from him someday, and I&#8217;ll actually be the one <em>paying the cost</em>). That&#8217;s fine though because unfortunately his taste in women is a little lacking as can be seen in the video below.  &lt;&#8212;&#8211;Holloway dated this girl and produced this video while co-habitating together in the D during 2008.</p>
<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" style="width:425px; height:344px;" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/aktLRiWXfqg&amp;rel=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aktLRiWXfqg&amp;rel=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" /></object></p>
<p>Please email me if you would like to be dumped on as well.</p>
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		<title>Prop Bet WON!  Jay Slept In My Backyard This Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the past few years, not many prop bets have gone exceptionally well for me.  If you can remember back to 2007, I had to shave my head bald on Superbowl Sunday due to the Green Bay Packers having a better season record than the Chicago Bears. This past baseball season however I made a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the past few years, not many prop bets have gone exceptionally well for me.  If you can remember back to 2007, I had to shave my head bald on Superbowl Sunday due to the Green Bay Packers having a better season record than the Chicago Bears.</p>
<p>This past baseball season however I made a great prop bet with my good friend and neighbor, Jay.  You can read all the details of <a title="crazy prop bet" href="http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/04/09/another-crazy-prop-bet-%E2%80%93-it%E2%80%99s-the-chicago-cubs-this-time/">the initial prop bet here</a>.  The short version however is that we bet on the overall season record of the Chicago Whitesox versus the Chicago Cubs.  The loser would have to spend the night in the winners backyard the first weekend after the world series.</p>
<p>Obviously Jay lost the bet, and this weekend was time for him to make good on it.  Luckily for Jay, the weather was unseasonably warmer than normal this weekend for the first week in November.  Nonetheless the temperature did climb down to around 40 degrees during the middle of the night.</p>
<p>Jay is a pretty clever dude though.  The rules of our bet stated that the loser could only bring with them a college sized backpack, and whatever could fit on their body.  As you can see in the pictures below, Jay showed up with 1 bag and several layers on.</p>
<p>He then began to set up his camp site in the wooded area in my backyard.  And then it all began&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p>About a half hour after Jay arrived, people started arriving with beer, chicken wings, steaks, firepits, firewood, tents, portable electronics, etc.  Needless to say, Jay planned and executed one heck of a party that evening <strong>in my backyard</strong>.  I have to say I was impressed at Jay&#8217;s ability to turn a positive into a negative.</p>
<p>Overall it was a fun night.  I think everyone left and called it a night around 2:00 A.M., at which point Jay was left to sleep by himself in my backyard.  Judging by his demeanor the following morning, I have to assume that he did not have a lot of fun.  Even being in a tent, I can&#8217;t imagine a 40 degree night on the wet ground, all by yourself, in your neighbors backyard would be a lot of fun for anyone.</p>
<p>Here are the pictures below.  I guess it&#8217;s about time to find another crazy prop bet to get involved in.</p>
<p><strong>Jay&#8217;s Arrival</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine1.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="400" /></p>
<p><strong>The Set-up</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>The Equipment</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Looks Comfortable To Me &#8211; NOT</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine4.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Ever Slept In A Hammock For 7 Hours?</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine5.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>And The First Guests Start Arriving</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Good Thing I Left The Grill In The Backyard</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine7.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>Lucky Jay, One Of His Guest Brought Him A Tent</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/sandine/sandine8.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Overall, I give jay a 10 on cleverness and planning.  Nice work, next year the rules will be written in much finer detail.</p>
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		<title>Why Wealth Re-Distribution &amp; Socialism Is The Wrong Move For The United States of America</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a follow up to my blog post yesterday, this was sent to me from one of the regular readers.  I think it&#8217;s a pretty good analogy of the socialistic approach that is being proposed by Barack Obama.  For the record I am not voting for Mcain either.  I don&#8217;t really like either candidate, maybe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a follow up to my blog post yesterday, this was sent to me from one of the regular readers.  I think it&#8217;s a pretty good analogy of the socialistic approach that is being proposed by Barack Obama.  For the record I am not voting for Mcain either.  I don&#8217;t really like either candidate, maybe I&#8217;ll vote Libertarian or for Ron Paul just to make a point.</p>
<p>Who knows though, perhaps I will end up voting for Obama.  Regardless, it will be nice when this election is over so whoever gets elected can start being accountable for their promises and actually try to fix this country.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Catching Wild Pigs </strong></p>
<p>A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.</p>
<p>The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country&#8217;s government and install a new communist government.</p>
<p>In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, &#8220;Do you know how to catch wild pigs?&#8221;</p>
<p>The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.</p>
<p>When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.</p>
<p>Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.</p>
<p>The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he see&#8217;s happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs,  &#8211; not to mention the bailout of greedy Wall Street Brokerages etc.</p>
<p>While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time , one should always remember:  there is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.&#8221;</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>Thomas Jefferson</strong></em><em><strong></strong></em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Who Should I Vote For On Tuesday Considering I Don&#8217;t Want My Wealth Re-Distributed?</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/10/30/who-should-i-vote-for-on-tuesday-considering-i-dont-want-my-wealth-re-distributed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until a few years ago I used to follow politics very closely, and I always had a clear vision on who I was going to vote for.  This year however I guess you could pool me into that group of people you always hear about, &#8220;undecided voters&#8221;. Over the past few years I have become [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Until a few years ago I used to follow politics very closely, and I always had a clear vision on who I was going to vote for.  This year however I guess you could pool me into that group of people you always hear about, &#8220;undecided voters&#8221;.</p>
<p>Over the past few years I have become more and more disgusted with our government.  If ANY publicly traded company ran their business and managed their shareholders money the way the U.S. government manages ours, every executive would be in jail, and that is a fact.</p>
<p>So here is my dilemma.  I do feel John Mcain would do exponentially better protecting our country and managing our foreign affairs.  Yet, at the same time I think the war in Iraq is bullshit and we need to break out of there.  Saddam is gone, they have a $80 Billion dollar surplus, and our soldiers keep dying for nothing.  I am a big fan of Obama when he says that we are not making progress in Iraq, and that we need to get out.  Likewise I agree with the fact that we need change.</p>
<p>Here is what is really holding me back from casting my vote for Barack Obama though.  His idea of &#8220;redistribution of wealth&#8221; is the most idiotic and socialistic principal in the world.  All the other issues I can get past, but this one is just stupid.</p>
<p>Sure, it makes sense if you make $25K a year.  But for people that have busted their asses for years and worked their way up to <strong>EARN</strong> a high income deserve to keep their income.  As I understand it, with the Obama plan 40% of U.S. citizens will not even pay income taxes, in fact they will be getting checks back!  Where is all that free money going to come from?  Simple, directly from the top <strong>EARNERS</strong>.  No offense, but if someone who makes 10 times less than me wants to get on an even playing field with me, I have a suggesstion.</p>
<p>Go to college and take out thousands in student loans like I did.  Then work in low paying jobs while being an entrepreneur and working your way up like I did.  Increase your income on your own merits, not by taking it directly from the higher earning Americans.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure this makes me sound greedy, but I&#8217;m not.  I have no problem donating to underprivileged people or charities like the <a href="http://www.wish.org/">Make A Wish Foundation</a>.  But I do have a real problem with giving even more of my hard <strong>earned </strong>money to a corrupt organization like the U.S. Government to distribute at will.  In other words, I am also not a big fan of funding $500K AIG parties and Bank Executives 7 figure bonuses.</p>
<p>At the end of the day I am an entrepreneur and I don&#8217;t plan my business decisions around what tax rate the governement decides to stick me for each year. But the whole principal of the U.S. government controlling my income by redistributing my wealth disgusts me.</p>
<p>Ideally I would be voting for Ron Paul, and I still may.  But I also realize this is a wasted vote.  So I end this with the question, who do I vote for?  Feel free to sell me on why I should vote for either of these idiots, or why redistribution of wealth is such a great principal.  Oh, enjoy the pic as well.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/wealth-redistribution.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>Affiliate Life Radio Goes Live Thursday &#8211; I&#8217;m Back</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/10/28/affiliate-life-radio-goes-live-thursday-im-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you know, I absolutely love doing radio shows.  To me, radio is much more exciting than writing content all day, although lately I seem to be doing a lot of that as well.  Since leaving PAP, many affiliates have contacted me and expressed how disappointed they were that I would no longer [...]]]></description>
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<p>As many of you know, I absolutely love doing radio shows.  To me, radio is much more exciting than writing content all day, although lately I seem to be doing a lot of that as well.  Since leaving PAP, many affiliates have contacted me and expressed how disappointed they were that I would no longer be doing Poker Affiliate Radio.</p>
<p>To be honest this is one of things I knew I would miss the most when I left PAP.  I told you all that I was not going to disappear, and I meant it.  Over the last few weeks while I&#8217;ve been working on new projects, I was approached by my long time friend in the industry <a title="Brandon Berndt" href="http://www.BrandonBerndt.com">Brandon Berndt</a> about doing a new show together.  It took me about 30 seconds to say,&#8221; that&#8217;s awesome let&#8217;s do it.&#8221;  I realize PAP is continuing on with their radio show on Tuesdays and I will be a regular listener and fan!  I encourage you all to continue listening to PAP Radio as well.  With Randy as the host, there will be some GREAT knowledge there.</p>
<p>Our show however is going to be called <strong><a href="http://www.affiliateliferadio.com/">Affiliate Life Radio</a></strong>.  Of course we will discuss all the various topics and strategy related to poker affiliate marketing, but we will also be adding the twist of discussing the overall affiliate lifestyle.  Let&#8217;s face it, none of our buddies actually live or work the way we affiliates do!  Both Brandon and I are extremely excited about this new show.  I believe internet radio is truly still in its infancy and I can&#8217;t wait to build and grow this new brand.</p>
<p>Being independent once again in the poker affiliate industry will allow myself and Brandon to cover a wide variety of topics with an unbiased approach.  And if you know Brandon and I, then you can probably imagine how much fun we are going to have actually doing the show as well.  I envision <strong><a href="http://www.affiliateliferadio.com/">Affiliate Life Radio</a></strong> being the <em>&#8220;Maxim Magazine&#8221;</em> of radio shows in our industry!  Aside from affiliate discussions and guests, there&#8217;s really no telling what to expect!</p>
<p>Throughout the last five years in this industry, I have made so many friends, and learned so much from many of you.  In fact, I don&#8217;t think as an affiliate that you can ever stop learning.  Nothing brings me more satisfaction than being able to share some of that knowledge through articles, blog posts, and now our new radio show.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to personally invite each and every one of you to listen and join in on the fun of our new radio show this Thursday afternoon.  We will be hosting this show every Thursday at 3:00 CST / 21:00 GMT.  You can find the show at <strong><a href="http://www.affiliateliferadio.com/">Affiliate Life Radio</a>.  The call-in number will be (347) 945-6340</strong>. Don&#8217;t forget to &#8220;favorite&#8221; us or leave a comment at BTR!</p>
<p>Although it&#8217;s just Brandon and I right now, we would love to bring in any additional hosts that may be interested.  Any Canadian or UK volunteers?  See you all on the airwaves this Thursday!</p>
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		<title>Motivation – Top 5 Things I Love About Being An Entrepreneur</title>
		<link>http://www.jeremyenke.com/2008/10/26/motivation-%e2%80%93-top-5-things-i-love-about-being-an-entrepreneur/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you know I recently left the PAP forums, as well as the parent company, AP.  As much as I loved the forums and my former business partners, it was just that time for me.  I can&#8217;t quite yet speak about all the projects I am currently working on, but when I can, [...]]]></description>
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<p>As many of you know I recently left the PAP forums, as well as the parent company, AP.  As much as I loved the forums and my former business partners, it was just that time for me.  I can&#8217;t quite yet speak about all the projects I am currently working on, but when I can, I imagine it will make more sense to many <img class="alignright" style="float: right;" src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/baller11.jpg" alt="" width="178" height="174" />of you.  Needless to say I haven&#8217;t been this busy in a few years, and I love it.</p>
<p>One thing is for sure though; I have never been more excited to be an entrepreneur as I am right now.  With the global economy being in a downswing, many people are tightening up and taking fewer risks.  This is where I differ, I am going to loosen up and take more risks!</p>
<p>Although this may seem reckless, it isn&#8217;t.  Over the past 10 years I have always been one to get in and out of businesses and situations at the exact right time.  And in respect to the economy, I don&#8217;t know any serial entrepreneurs that are letting this recent downswing halt their dreams.  Even if the stock market tanks and we are in a full blown depression, there will still be a select amount of people that will make more money in the next few years than they ever have before in their life.  This needs to be YOU! Remember, <strong>opportunity</strong> is recession proof!</p>
<p>With that, here are the top 5 things I (Jeremy Enke) love about being an entrepreneur:</p>
<blockquote><p>1. <strong>Freedom</strong> &#8211; Some people can work for a boss their entire life, not me.  I love having the freedom to make my own business decisions, hire my own people, and be responsible for every aspect of my business.  My theory is, &#8220;Why work for the man when you can be the man&#8221;</p>
<p>2. <strong>Money &#8211; Financial Freedom</strong> &#8211; I can&#8217;t imagine knowing I am only going to make X amount of dollars next year.  Like almost every other entrepreneur out there, I have been broke before.  I never want to go back there.  I love money and love having financial freedom to take vacations and provide a great life for my family.</p>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p>3. <strong>Time -</strong> Although I easily work more than 40 hours a week, (probably 60+) I do it on <strong>my</strong> time.  Too many companies in the U.S. have the dumbest policies about time and schedules for their producers.  I literally have buddies that produce 20 times their wage, and work overtime hours for free, yet if they show up at 8:05 versus 8:00 two days in a row, they are in deep shit.  I am happy to say at 8:00 I am checking emails on my couch drinking coffee&#8230;. I love working my own hours.</p>
<p>4. <strong>Opportunity </strong>- After you have become a successful entrepreneur and have established yourself, it is amazing how many opportunities get presented to you on a monthly basis.  Over the last few months I have actually had to turn opportunities down that I knew were profitable simply because I did not have time.  Nonetheless, entrepreneurs look for opportunities and will always find them sooner than people hoping to be in the right place at the right time.</p>
<p>5. <strong>FUN -</strong> I have fun every day in both business and life.  I love my job, I love what I do, I love being my own boss.  Whether you want to be an entrepreneur or not,  if you&#8217;re not having fun in life, make some changes.  Life is too short to be miserable or not happy.</p></blockquote>
<p>Make it a great week everyone!</p>
<p><em>Jeremy</em></p>
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		<title>Practical And Funny Gifts For The Person That Has Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Enke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the holidays right around the corner, it is time to start thinking about what type of gifts to buy people.  If you&#8217;re like me, then you probably have a few people on your list that seem to have everyting under the sun.  Or if they want something, they simply go out and buy it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the holidays right around the corner, it is time to start thinking about  what type of gifts to buy people.  If you&#8217;re like me, then you probably have a  few people on your list that seem to have everyting under the sun.  Or if they  want something, they simply go out and buy it themselves throughout the year.</p>
<p>Here is a list 13 practical and funny items that I gauruntee nobody on your list  has.  Giving a gift like one of these will make you the most popular Aunt,  Uncle, Brother, Sister, Friend, or Relative this holiday season. Feel free to  share other fun or pratical gifts in the comments section below!</p>
<p><strong>BANANA GUARD &#8211; Protect Your Banana! </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/banana.bmp" alt="Banana Guard" width="338" height="214" /></p>
<p>Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them  bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage  individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.</p>
<p><strong>LOCK-CUP</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong> <img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/lockcup.bmp" alt="Lock Coffee Cup" /></p>
<p>Lock Cup &#8211; Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup?  Well now there&#8217;s a solution.  The Lock &#8211; Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.</p>
<p><strong>TRANSPARENT TOAST</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/toaster.bmp" alt="Transparent Toaster" width="300" height="300" /></p>
<p>You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right.  This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.</p>
<p><strong>BUTTER CUTTER</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/buttercutter.bmp" alt="Butter Cutter" width="292" height="293" /></p>
<p>One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying  healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click  of the handle. You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us  for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is  toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right.  This idea is  based on a transparent heating glass technology.</p>
<p><strong>GIANT REMOTE</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/giantremote.bmp" alt="Giant Remote Control" width="265" height="266" /></p>
<p>Never lose your remote again!   With giant buttons, this extra-large remote  is easy to use and impossible to lose.  It&#8217;s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it  to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device.  It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in  the dark.  (You can buy them at Wal Green&#8217;s for $10 and give it to the person  who usually holds same in a death grip but when detached always asks &#8230;.. Have  you seen &#8230;.?)</p>
<p><strong>DAY CLOCK</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/dayclock.bmp" alt="Day Clock" width="280" height="283" /></p>
<p>What day is today? You don&#8217;t know? Then you need a Day Clock.  It&#8217;s uniquely  designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie  night, and so much more. It&#8217;s ideal for vacations and cruises when it&#8217;s easy to  lose track of the day.</p>
<p><strong>CRIME SCENE TOWEL</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/crimescene.bmp" alt="Crime Scene Towel" width="250" height="231" /></p>
<p>Chalk outline crime scene beach towel &#8211; be the coolest person on the beach!</p>
<p><strong>LASER SCISSORS</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/laser.bmp" alt="Laser Scissors" width="320" height="272" /></p>
<p>Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the  pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and  cut very clean with a micro edge.</p>
<p><strong>TOILET SEAT LIFTER</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/toiletseat.bmp" alt="Toilet Seat Lifter" width="314" height="367" /></p>
<p>&#8216;Who left the Toilet Seat up?&#8217; The Peace Maker  will end the battle of the  toilet seat.  Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When  finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest  where it started.</p>
<p><strong>ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/carslippers.bmp" alt="Illuminated Car Slippers" width="350" height="231" /></p>
<p>Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet&#8230; Do you wish you  could see in the dark?  Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your  footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style  are extra comfortable and cozy warm.   (Now I would clarify this as a  necessity!)</p>
<p><strong>&#8216;THE THING&#8217; &#8211; INFANT PILLOW</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/thething.bmp" alt="The Thing - Infant Pillow" width="380" height="254" /></p>
<p>The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size,  weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort,  support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help  your baby sleep better through the night.</p>
<p><strong>TRAVELER&#8217;S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/traveler.bmp" alt="Travelers Phrase Book T-Shirt" width="350" height="337" /></p>
<p>If you are traveling a lot and don&#8217;t always know the language of the country  you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on  it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at  the question mark, which means, &#8216;Where is it?&#8217; and in no time you have found  what you were looking for&#8230; or not.    (Another possibility for the foreign  language impaired)</p>
<p><strong>WHEEL-MOVING BENCH</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.jeremyenke.com/images/practical/movingbench.bmp" alt="Moving Bench" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p>Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under  the tree&#8230; now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.</p>
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