Practical And Funny Gifts For The Person That Has Everything

October 23rd, 2008 by Jeremy Enke

With the holidays right around the corner, it is time to start thinking about what type of gifts to buy people.  If you’re like me, then you probably have a few people on your list that seem to have everyting under the sun.  Or if they want something, they simply go out and buy it themselves throughout the year.

Here is a list 13 practical and funny items that I gauruntee nobody on your list has.  Giving a gift like one of these will make you the most popular Aunt, Uncle, Brother, Sister, Friend, or Relative this holiday season. Feel free to share other fun or pratical gifts in the comments section below!

BANANA GUARD – Protect Your Banana!

Banana Guard

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

LOCK-CUP

Lock Coffee Cup

Lock Cup – Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup?  Well now there’s a solution.  The Lock – Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.

TRANSPARENT TOAST

Transparent Toaster

You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right.  This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.

BUTTER CUTTER

Butter Cutter

One Click Butter Cutter controls your portion as an important part of staying healthy. This ingenious butter cutter delivers one standard pat with each click of the handle. You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention us for you. This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the color is right.  This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.

GIANT REMOTE

Giant Remote Control

Never lose your remote again!   With giant buttons, this extra-large remote is easy to use and impossible to lose.  It’s a 6-in-1 remote so you can use it to control your TV, VCR, DVD player, satellite, cable and auxiliary A/V device. It even features glow-in-the-dark buttons, so you can easily find the remote in the dark.  (You can buy them at Wal Green’s for $10 and give it to the person who usually holds same in a death grip but when detached always asks ….. Have you seen ….?)

DAY CLOCK

Day Clock

What day is today? You don’t know? Then you need a Day Clock.  It’s uniquely designed to keep track of weekly events like your golf day, card night, movie night, and so much more. It’s ideal for vacations and cruises when it’s easy to lose track of the day.

CRIME SCENE TOWEL

Crime Scene Towel

Chalk outline crime scene beach towel – be the coolest person on the beach!

LASER SCISSORS

Laser Scissors

Laser Scissors Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro edge.

TOILET SEAT LIFTER

Toilet Seat Lifter

‘Who left the Toilet Seat up?’ The Peace Maker  will end the battle of the toilet seat.  Merely step on the pedal to activate the lifting mechanism. When finished, remove your foot from the pedal and the seat gently comes to a rest where it started.

ILLUMINATING CAR SLIPPERS

Illuminated Car Slippers

Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet… Do you wish you could see in the dark?  Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.   (Now I would clarify this as a necessity!)

‘THE THING’ – INFANT PILLOW

The Thing - Infant Pillow

The Zaky is an ergonomic infant pillow designed by a mom to mimic the size, weight, touch, and feel of her hand and forearm to help her baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.

TRAVELER’S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT

Travelers Phrase Book T-Shirt

If you are traveling a lot and don’t always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, ‘Where is it?’ and in no time you have found what you were looking for… or not.    (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired)

WHEEL-MOVING BENCH

Moving Bench

Whether you want to sit on the sun or in the shade, near the river or under the tree… now you have your movable bench, to sit wherever you like.

Feel free to share your comments on your favorite gift or links to other funny and practical gifts! Oh an also feel free to digg and stumble this :)

8 Responses to “Practical And Funny Gifts For The Person That Has Everything”


Nice link bait homie! :)


File under too much free time category. :P


I would have to agree with that AJ :)


There’s something wrong with the description of the butter cutter…

I definitely need such a day clock! The lockup cup looks great too. Removing its key from the keychain each day just does not sound handy to me..


I love that crime scene towel LOL :P


I need one of those day clocks. I hate it when I confuse moose hunting day with speech day. Great funny blog post I love it.


I love the toaster, that is a brilliant idea and it looks like it actually works! I might just buy one to go with my security mug


Transparent toaster?! Someone’s been listening to Karl Pilkington :D

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