I know some of you have been asking me why I haven’t updated my blog much in the last few weeks, so I figured it was time to get back on the horse. Unfortunately right in the peak of my highest traffic month and best SERP rankings ever for this site, I was hacked and hit with a google penalty.
I suppose it’s not really that big of a deal as it didn’t affect my income, but I was pretty pissed and didn’t even want to come to the site anymore. Nonetheless, life goes on and I’m sure as soon as all these shitty subdomains clear up in “G”, I’ll be back.
Here is what happened. One afternoon I started getting hundreds of spam emails bouncing back from my own domain. Immediately I thought this was pretty strange but I was hoping it was just someone using my domain in the sender field. Not much you can do about this.
Well then I checked out my traffic on the sites hosted on this server, and they were all way down. I already knew I was fuct somehow. So upon further investigation I realized that someone had broken into the server and edited the DNS zone of every site to include the following wildcard:
From there they were able to set up hundreds of subdomains on this I.P. that all host malware. You can see many of them here.
Google Results Page 2 For Jeremy Enke
Of course these fucking idiots at Hostgator take no responsibility whatsoever. Maybe it is my fault, maybe not, but the DNS Zone was edited from the root account. The good news is that none of the sites on this shared server are any of my money makers anyways, but it still just pisses me off. I know the obvious question from the peanut gallery is “why the hell am I still with hostgator”. A: I just host these smaller sites there and in all honesty I think it’s cause I’m too lazy to move them all. I will probably re-think it now though.
Anyhow, there’s the explanation on why I have been slacking. If anyone has any advice on how to get “un-fucked” from Google, feel free to share. Or even feel free to share your opinion on how much of a dumb ass I am.
To make up for slacking, I will be posting over 30 posts in the next 30 days here. Some will be business, some will be funny, and some might just be bizarre. In the meantime, all I can offer however is sexy futbol fans. enjoy.

















I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 
