Yes, that’s right. I have officially announced my candidacy for President of the United States of America. It was a tough decision to make, but I feel it’s the right thing to do. If John Mcain can pick such a stupid pick for Vice President, then why not enter myself into the race.

My pick for V.P. will more than likely be one of the playmates from the girls next door however. Likewise once elected I will do the following 5 Things:

1. Abolish Income Taxes For Those Who Make Over $100K Per Year.

2. Legalize Online Gambling.

3. Eliminate The Use of “Pasties” At Every Strip Club In the Country.

4. End The War In Iraq And Have The Same 160,000 Troops Surround The U.S. Borders.

5. Enforce A Strict 4 Day, 32 Hour Work Week For The Entire Country.

It’s time for a change!

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I LOL everytime I see this.. Sent it to my Mom and she was very confused about it..

Also, when are you adding me to the blog roll?? Hint Hint

Finally, someone to end the damn pastie thing. That is so annoying! LOL! Only you…

I LOVE it!!! My fav is Number 5! Yayy Enke for prez! you got my vote!

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.

Sorry I couldn’t resist!

Hey Sherry pigs are great! Nothing beats bacon, unless you’re a Jew. Then that’s understandable. Do you really wear lipstick Jeremy? Regardless, I’d cast my vote for you!

too funny…. but did you forget ya’ gotta be 35 before you can run for pres? (LOL)
And not just online gambling! gambling EVERYWHERE… think of the tax money that would generate. and legalize all recreational drugs… more tax dollars, plus a whole lot of losers would do us a favor and overdose, legally. It would spell the end to organized crime for sure… would not be fun if it were legal.

I LOVE it!!!!!
You have MY vote for sure!!
Really, how sad is it that these are the absolute BEST things we’ve heard from a “candidate”?
Keep it up, you’re awesome!!