Renting Versus Buying - A Theory On Prostitution vs. Marriage
August 12th, 2008 by Jeremy EnkeThis one comes right out of the “Karl Jefferson” file. For those of you that don’t know, one of my best friends and co-hosts on the PAP radio show is Karl. His real last name is not Jefferson, but that is a story for another day.
Karl is notorious for sending over some of the best viral emails, and even better he only forwards on the best ones. I think I should make a “Karl Jefferson” category on this blog!
Anyhow, with no further ado, here is the latest I received from him. Thanks Karl, keep em coming!
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
- After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 Million!
- Assuming he got sex every night (which us men know would have never happened), it ended up costing him $26,849 each time he had sex with his wife.
This is his ex-wife Heather:

On the other hand, let’s talk about Elliot Spitzer’s call girl who obviously has an amazing body. There is no doubt that any guy wouldn’t mind spending an evening with this girl. The charges for her were only $4000 FOR ANYTHING!
Here is Kristen:

Had Paul McCartney “rented” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 Million for an hour of sex every night for years (a total savings of $41.7 Million Dollars), plus the value added benefits below:
- A 22 year old hot babe
- No rubbing her leg in the middle the night “hoping”
- No begging
- No coaxing
- Never Bullshit “No Headaches” or “I’m Tired” excuses
- Ability to put BOTH legs around you
- No bitching or complaining
- Best of all though, she leaves when you ask and comes back when you ask
- All at 1/7th of the cost, with no legal fees
So gentlemen, just remember - Sometimes renting makes far more sense than buying!
Tags: Women

I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 












August 13th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
hahahahahhahaha
Your blog is one of my favorites to read… Today took the cake. I printed this and put it on my wall and also emailed all my workers the blog to read
excellent post
too funny
August 13th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
LOL great email
August 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
This shit is hilarious. PLEASE add the Karl Jefferson section!
August 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Haha I love these posts
August 14th, 2008 at 7:31 am
This very well could be one of my favorite posts yet. Viva la Amsterdam!
August 14th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Very funny, this could be made into a short book. I would buy it!!
August 14th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
That was hilarious, thanks Karl/Jeremy, needed that lmao!
August 17th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
top top sir, top top.
ps, xcellent linkbait J
August 20th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I am sold. This is so ridiculous, yet so true. Hmmm… Kinda makes me think. Kinda messed up about the leg though.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
You’re a pig.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Hi Sherry, I couldn’t agree more. Thanks for the subtle reminder.
Oink Oink,
Jeremy
September 18th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
i would just like to state for the record that my man and i have sex whenever he wants to and i give him head multiple times a day
all for free
October 18th, 2008 at 5:02 am
I remember discussing this exact thing with friends when the $ verdict was first handed down. Although, I’m pretty sure Paul Mccartney can swing a chick that hot nightly and for free.