This one comes right out of the “Karl Jefferson” file. For those of you that don’t know, one of my best friends and co-hosts on the PAP radio show is Karl. His real last name is not Jefferson, but that is a story for another day.
Karl is notorious for sending over some of the best viral emails, and even better he only forwards on the best ones. I think I should make a “Karl Jefferson” category on this blog!
Anyhow, with no further ado, here is the latest I received from him. Thanks Karl, keep em coming!
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
- After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 Million!
- Assuming he got sex every night (which us men know would have never happened), it ended up costing him $26,849 each time he had sex with his wife.
This is his ex-wife Heather:
On the other hand, let’s talk about Elliot Spitzer’s call girl who obviously has an amazing body. There is no doubt that any guy wouldn’t mind spending an evening with this girl. The charges for her were only $4000 FOR ANYTHING!
Here is Kristen:
Had Paul McCartney “rented” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 Million for an hour of sex every night for years (a total savings of $41.7 Million Dollars), plus the value added benefits below:
- A 22 year old hot babe
- No rubbing her leg in the middle the night “hoping”
- No begging
- No coaxing
- Never Bullshit “No Headaches” or “I’m Tired” excuses
- Ability to put BOTH legs around you
- No bitching or complaining
- Best of all though, she leaves when you ask and comes back when you ask
- All at 1/7th of the cost, with no legal fees
So gentlemen, just remember – Sometimes renting makes far more sense than buying!
I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 
