Yes, that’s right. I have officially announced my candidacy for President of the United States of America. It was a tough decision to make, but I feel it’s the right thing to do. If John Mcain can pick such a stupid pick for Vice President, then why not enter myself into the race.

My pick for V.P. will more than likely be one of the playmates from the girls next door however. Likewise once elected I will do the following 5 Things:

1. Abolish Income Taxes For Those Who Make Over $100K Per Year.

2. Legalize Online Gambling.

3. Eliminate The Use of “Pasties” At Every Strip Club In the Country.

4. End The War In Iraq And Have The Same 160,000 Troops Surround The U.S. Borders.

5. Enforce A Strict 4 Day, 32 Hour Work Week For The Entire Country.

It’s time for a change!

Thanks to RSSPoker.com for bringing this most recent news story to my attention.

See the latest news below:

Click Here For The Latest News Story On Jeremy Enke Running For President.

Apologies for the blog taking a nap over the past week or two, however I was doing a little experimenting with Stumbleupon and Linkbaiting. I wanted to get an accurate gauge of the traffic from the campaign. so I took a blog nap.

Although I don’t make any money on this blog <——–(dumb ass), I figured it would be a good experiment in traffic just to show affiliates that you can drive thousands of unique visits to your site with a few simple pages or blog posts. The key however is that you can’t just stumble boring review pages or whatever. Likewise you will never get natural links this way either.

The one thing I have learned about StumbleUpon is that the more entertaining or interesting your page is, the more traffic you’ll get. And like Digg, the more traffic you get, the more likely you are to receive natural links. I once made the homepage of Digg in 2006. Trust me though, digg traffic actually sucks and it’s not as glamorous as it sounds. Although we did sell that site for $XX,XXX last year, so maybe it helped.

Anyhow, I decided to take Stumbleupon for a test drive and create some more linkbait after I made this first post about Renting versus Buying - A Theory on Prostitution vs. Marriage. Everyone loves celebrity gossip and really just anything to do with celebrities. So courtesy of my homie Karl, I pulled out one of his famous emails from the famous Karl Jefferson file and published it here. (Who would of thought all of Karl’s spam junk mail could actually boost website traffic someday?)

The title of this post was If Celebrities Were From The Midwest Here Is What They Would Look Like. Of course the photoshop work on the photos (artist unknown) was totally solid, so naturally it made for good stumble material and linkbait.

Here are some of the preliminary stats over the past couple weeks. Again, it doesn’t really matter on this blog if I get 10,000 visits or 1,000,000 visits. But I think it is a good post for new affiliates to realize that generating traffic from linkbait or social networks is not that difficult if you be creative and think outside the box.

My next post will be regarding these fucking idiots that call themselves webhosts from the post made on 9/13/2007. For the second time in a year, the DNS Zone on this site was compromised the other day and I immediately lost my google rankings.

Yes, this is another post taken right out of the Karl Jefferson email archives. Since going to Orange County California every month for the past year, I have begun to realize that people in the Midwest are really their own breed. Of course there are the exceptions, but for the most part 90% of Midwesterners, especially women all look the same.

Below are a collection of pictures (Thank-You Karl Jefferson) of what many celebrities would look like had they not hit the big time and somehow ended up in the ass crack of the world commonly referred to as the Midwest.

I got these in an email and after posting this I was able to track down the original source of this excellent photoshop work.  Thanks to the reader who let me know.  Credit goes to PlanetHiltron.com as I believe they did the originals.

Britney Spears

Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas

John Travolta

Sarah Jessica Parker

Tara Reid

Mary Kate & Ashley

Sharon Stone

Gwen Stefani

Ashlee Simpson

Nicole Kidman

Paris Hilton (would graduate from coke to meth obv.)

Pamela Anderson

Jennifer Aniston

Cameron Diaz

Johnny Depp

The Beckhams

J Lo & Marc Anthony

Tom Cruise

Well I’m back from vacation and I realize that it’s been a few days since I posted in this blog. I suppose posting the Monday motivational message at tonight is better late than never though. As you can imagine though, today was swamped with getting caught up on all the emails, PM’s, and other various things that one must do when getting back into the office after two weeks.

Anyhow, today I want to write about opportunity. I decided to use the title that I did for this post since, it has been in my PAP signature for several years. I have always kept it there and it has somewhat become synonymous with me, because this is a statement that I truly believe in.

Too many people I know simply dream about great opportunities presenting themselves in their life or magically becoming a millionaire. Unfortunately million dollar opportunities rarely just “present” themselves. Almost every successful entrepreneur or millionaire I know has either created or found their own opportunities in this world.

Too many people love to use the excuse that so and so got lucky, or so and so was in the right place at the right time. Sure maybe this is sometimes true. But do the same thing then, put yourself in the right place at the right time. Or even better, place yourself in a position to “get lucky”.

If you think the statement “There’s a million ways to make a million dollars, you only have to find one” is just a motivational quote, do this; Go buy the last 3 copies of FastCompany Magazine, Entrepreneur Magazine, and Inc. Magazine. Read through all the various stories and you’ll see that there are thousands of entrepreneurs out there making it happen every single day!

If you truly want to be a millionaire, then start thinking outside of the box and examining what your working on. be honest with yourself too. If what you’re currently working on doesn’t have the potential to make you millions, then perhaps it’s time to change your focus.

Either way, the opportunities are all over the place if you simply expand your horizons and look for them. Make it a great week!