I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 
Signs That You Might Be A Baller
December 7th, 2007 by Jeremy EnkeThe following are signs that you indeed are balling out of control:
Donald Trump…….Need I say more.
$106K in a checking account…… Ok, you made baller status, but only by $6,557.92.
20 Million Roubles…..$817K USD. Probably Russian Mafia…..still a baller nonetheless.
But, You know you’re really balling when you have your own in-house Mr. Belvedere!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Lol…those are great.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Haha, I think its safe to say that Jeremy is indeed a baller
December 7th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
“”Haha, I think its safe to say that Jeremy is indeed a baller”"
QFT!
December 8th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Unfortunately the story was completely made up.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-trump10dec10,0,6298588.story?coll=la-home-center
I will say that since I worked in the service industry in high school and college the biggest celebs are the worst tippers and the “new money” up and coming stars are usually the best.
Bryan
December 8th, 2007 at 1:51 am
Damn, thanks Brian. Good thing I am not a real media source
I hear ya. In high school I was a waiter at TGI Friday (Lots of Flair) and I remember getting stiffed on $200 checks from guys in suits, and then getting huge tips from the regular young looking guy.
If you can afford it, you should ALWAYS tip well.
December 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
My experience is the same. Seems like the guys with the most money knows how to keep them in their pockets. The best tipper is usually the average Joe with a regular job.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:28 am
I was kind of suspicious when I first saw that. Trump doesn’t strike me as a generous person.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I use to wait table in high school at the “Folk Center State Park”. We always had country celebs in there. One of them was Grandpa Jones from Heehaw. I was excited to meet him and wait on him. He was very demanding and left a $2 tip for his group of 20 people.. I thought it was a mistake, but it wasn’t he was just a cheap old bastard..