I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 
The Enke Portfolio Of Useless Domains
November 30th, 2007 by Jeremy EnkeIf any other affiliates are like me, then you probably own an entire portfolio of useless domains. Sometimes I feel like a kid again at a baseball card show. In other words, I buy some of the dumbest shit that will probably get put in a shoebox and never increase in value.
My last blog post I talked about “Certified Ballers”. To my surprise, this domain was available. In an effort to bleed off some paypal money I went ahead and added CertifiedBallers.com to the JE unused and useless domain portfolio I currently have.
Some other other useless favorites in the collection include, but are not limited too:
OnlinePokerTells.com (Telling The World About Online Poker) <——–Catchy Eh?
OnlinePokerAddiction.com (Oh Wait Poker’s a Skill Game, Gambling Addiction Doesn’t Happen Here) I Could make it into a GA type forum, but I’d be to tempted to advertise gambling sites <———-Beep beep, next stop hell.
OnlinePokerTheory.com (If I Were A Winning Player, I’d Write A Book About Online Poker Theory) <—–Odds of me becoming a winning player have to be 700-1 though.
Vistows.com - (Hell I don’t know….Windows, Vista) <——-You think it would be good for at least a C&D letter from Microsoft that I could frame in my office.
FireUniversity.com - (I used to be a firefighter) <——Probably could be some online resource for firefighters
FirehouseCasino.com - (My first Online Casino) <——–Lost a ton of $$ here, but it’s an aged casino domain with a proven niche…. Firefighters are all gamblers and have a loyalty to other firefighters. The casino initially killed it!
NiceSuckout.com (Probably Drunk When Registered) <——-I think this was going to be a viral site for players to type in chat boxes and fu** with people online who suckout.
RickRolled.org (Always a classic and a favorite)<——— I should really develop this one.
There’s a whole list of others that should get an honorable mention, but these are just a handful of undeveloped ones. Furthermore, it’s Friday afternoon and I am still in the office. Something is wrong with this picture.
Speaking of domains, Check Google Images without filtering for Keyword Godaddy. You’d think it was a porn site.
Also check out this link immediately.
Make it a great weekend!
November 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Haha I got rick rolled… I think
November 30th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
I have countless domain names that aren’t developed… I definitely know the feeling of going over your domain portfolio and asking yourself what you were thinking when you bought some of your domain names….
I don’t know how I am going to use surfacecomputercasinos.com?!?
November 30th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Yea…. I would suspect you to have a much larger portfolio than that J. How come online poker tells redirects to Full Tilt?
November 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Wow…she looks brutal without her makeup:
http://img.domaintools.com/blog/godaddy-girl-candice-michel.gif
November 30th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
I redirect a lot of my unused domains to fulltilt. No real reason I guess….
December 1st, 2007 at 11:40 am
damn, rick rolled again.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:04 pm
I really think we should just limit ourselves to 2 or 3 domains. I have 9 and it is way to much to handle! And I affiliate Full Time!
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I am up to 100 domain names… It seems every month I have a couple new domain names.
December 2nd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Some of those aren’t so bad man. I’ve also been conditioned not to click on any outgoing link in your blog posts marked with tinyurl
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 am
I agree with Kyle… the whole tiny URL thing looks to obvious. At least you could 301 redirect an internal page in your blog or something.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:38 am
I only have 3 domains thank god. I don’t affiliate full time though. I’ve been trying to find 1 more good domain to develop if anyone has anything.. Right now, I have a site with no domain
December 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I just renewed (like 10 minutes ago) stripperblog.com … which i still think is a good one, should i choose to do something with it someday. i let operablog.com expire. And I think I will do the same with Bollytech.com/net.
You know, there is often such a rush for primo domain names … but as is always the case, they mean nothing until someone actually does something (worthwhile) with them.
Anyone want drivetimepoker.com?
March 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
For the most part thats true, without developing the site, the name alone is normally only worth so much unless its a top tier name.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Since I posted that I had three domains, I’ve bought a few dozen since then.. It’s kinda an addiction to get domains.. Once you start buying them, it keep going