Well, that pretty much sums up my trip to Southern California. If you have never been there, I highly recommend it. Overall the trip was a great success both personally and professionally. I can’t at this point share all the business details, but when I do……..let’s just say it will be some of the most interesting reading in this blog that you have ever read……

But on to more important things like the women in Southern California. I think I saw maybe a total of 4 girls that weren’t at least a 7 on a scale of 1-10. There is no way half the grazers girls in the Midwest would want to live out there without some sort of “West Coast Enhancements“. I imagine being a plastic surgeon there is quite a lucrative job. (I can only hope Dr. Rey sees this link in his weblog.)

Dr. Rey,

I hate your television show with a passion. Shows like yours and “Dancing With The Stars” are the reason husbands all across America get their Family Room Plasma’s and remote controls straight jacked from them during prime time each night.

Do us all a favor, make your millions on your own time and just go off the air.

Regards,

JE (P.S. - I hope you’re not gay because your wife really is hot)

Anyways, let’s talk about the ballers in Southern Cal. for a minute. If I were to roll around in my Lexus GS430 (that is a few years old now) I would probably get laughed at. Every other car you see in Orange County is a pimped out Mercedes, BMW, Bentley, or Ferrari. I suppose when a 2000 square foot home costs 7 figures though, you can also afford a sick ride. Nonetheless, if you ever think about moving there, budget in at least a dime each month for your car payment.

The amount of Certified Ballers in this area is sick. One of them, my good friend and CEO of AffiliatePrograms.com as well as a ton of other sites, Warren, took Greg and I to a Lebanese Hookah Bar on my last night there. Although it’s not so common in the Midwest, apparently smoking tobacco out of Hookah’s is very common in this area.

Every car in the parking lot at this place had to be valued over $70K. Craziest shit I ever saw and the closest real life Soprano’s experience I have ever had. We ate some of the best food I have ever ate. We drank like kings, and we smoked an endless amount of great flavored premium Hookah tobacco……Then we never saw a bill.

When I say we never saw a bill, I mean I’m not even sure if there is a cash register in the place. It’s basically a Lebanese joint where people pull up in their Ferraris and Benz’s and just chill on the patio playing cards and smoking with the other people there. Everyone except Greg and I knew each other.

A big Thanks to Warren for bringing us there, and then making sure we left with both kneecaps and full grill of teeth. Just kidding, the people there were probably the friendliest and coolest dudes I met on the trip.

While writing this post, I just realized that CertifiedBallers.com was an available domain. I think I’ll add that to the JE Portfolio of Useless Domains That Will Never Get Developed.

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