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Going To California - My Fu*@&% Toothache - Weekend Parlays
November 17th, 2007 by Jeremy EnkeTomorrow morning I am leaving the cold weather in Chicago and going to California for a few days. I have a couple important meetings out there early in the week. Don’t fear though, I will be home in plenty of time to deep fry the Thanksgiving turkey.
As it turns out, the Hyatt I am staying at in Orange County is also just a few miles from where Greg Powell lives. I can only imagine the trouble him and I are going to get into in the evenings. I’ll be sure to bring a camera and document the shenanigans. I’ll still be online during the day, and the good news is the PAW Network payments have already began going out. This is relieving after the delays last month………….it’s very frustrating as I am not the one that processes these.
This week I came down with a pretty bad toothache that doesn’t seem to be getting better. I went to the dentist on Tuesday and they did a few things, but nonetheless it still hurts. I think I might need a root canal. Fantastic, I can’t think of a better way to spend $3k -$4K. I wonder if my homeboy Dr. Moore will accept payment via Fulltilt transfer?
Actually I am a bit nervous about traveling with this going on as well. I can’t imagine being at 35,000 feet is a good idea in this situation. Honestly I’d rather break a bone or have to get stitches than have a severe toothache. I called my dentist today and he gave me a prescription for Tylenol/Codeine plus a prescription for penicillin. I am keeping my fingers crossed that it is a minor infection and this works. If it gets bad while I’m out there, I’m pretty much fuct. GG Jeremy……….I am a dumbass.
Now onto more exciting things such as this weeks Parlay bets. This morning I met my buddies at a local coffee house for sports talk, smack talk, and to place our bets. Below is what we came up with. Oh, and I also did show up with the sweat sedo on. Play on playa!
Barring a fiery plane crash or a toothache induced suicide attempt, I’ll see you all on the flipside.
7 Team Parlay #94219076 Football - NFL Lines (Game) Total
NFL - WEEK 11
(405) Kansas City Chiefs vs. (406) Indianapolis Colts Over 42 Sun@1:00p
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 11
(406) Indianapolis Colts -15 Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (405) Kansas City Chiefs
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 11
(427) New York Giants -3 (-105) Sun@1:00p
Competitor: (428) Detroit Lions
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 11
(411) Pittsburgh Steelers -10 (-105) Sun@4:05p
Competitor: (412) New York Jets
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 11
(429) St. Louis Rams -3 Sun@4:15p
Competitor: (430) San Francisco 49ers
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Pointspread
NFL - WEEK 11
(419) New England Patriots -16½ Sun@8:15p
Competitor: (420) Buffalo Bills
Football - NFL Lines (Game) Total
NFL - WEEK 11
(419) New England Patriots vs. (420) Buffalo Bills Over 47 Sun@8:15p
Risk $80.00 to win $7,653.07
November 18th, 2007 at 1:07 am
Have fun in Cali Jeremy. You need to get some vicodin for that tooth pain man, Tylenol/Codeine won’t touch it! Tooth pain is the worst and unless it’s a visible tooth I would have them pull that bad boy before a root canal.
Have a fun trip man!
November 18th, 2007 at 1:13 am
Also, before you go. Where do you do your parlay bets at?? WPX, sportsbook, bodog? Before the Indy and NE game I was looking at finding a spot to lay money on the pats going undefeated. I figured the line would go way down after they won.. Never found any great odds though..
November 18th, 2007 at 2:18 am
I think the spread on the NYG/DET game is great.. also Pitts is my team and I know they will dominate this weekend… looking good for the weekend!
November 18th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Thanks for the advice. Yes I think I do need some Vicodin and I’ll probably have to get a root canal tommorow. I was up all night last night, and this morning my face was swollen.
I’m so pissed off right now and in a ton of pain. Unfortunately I canceled the trip this morning. With Thanksgiving on Thursday and me not coming home until Wednesday, there is no way in the world that I would be able to survive another week like this.
Bodog is where we place our parlays also.
November 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I guess this is a +1 for working for a company… ie. the joys of benefits
Have a good time in Cali!
November 18th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
That’s it, I’m totally getting a Sweatsedo soon. It’s the perfect leisure attire.
November 18th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jeremy, you need a search box on this site
November 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
p.s. your sitemap doesn’t work
November 18th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Jesus Christ look at all that chalk! Square city on here
November 18th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
So how many sweatsedo’s have you sold now
November 19th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Hey Mike, thanks for the heads up. I will add a a search box and fix the sitemap.
Graham, 1 sweat sedo sold, no chalices. If I make enough money from this blog to renew my Melissa Midwest membership each month, I am happy. < ------ On Vicodin while posting this obviously.
Getting a root canal tomorrow hopefully, miserable……
November 19th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Vicodin is the best drug ever (for those who can’t do the good drugs).
- I’m clicking on the chalice thing now, I might be your fist customer. Don’t think I’m a sweat sedo kinda guy though -
November 19th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Justin, yes that is how we roll, lots of chalk! Actually we have no clue what we’re doing when it comes to sportsbetting. We just like an excuse to drink coffee on weekend mornings and get away from the wives.
I think I am betting the over and the spread on New England for the rest of the year. They might be the sickest team I have ever seen play.
Obviously anyone betting 7 game parlays in the NFL is a sportsbetting donkey anyways.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:21 am
“Graham, 1 sweat sedo sold, no chalices. If I make enough money from this blog to renew my Melissa Midwest membership each month, I am happy.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Ok, admit it, who bought the sweat sedo?
November 20th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
K, I started to buy the Pimp chalice, but the wife put a stop to it. She asked me if I wanted to explain to the kids exactly what a “Pimp” is…
So, I decided against it..