This blog seems to be all business lately. So let’s have some fun. Before you go any further, check out this crazy bitch. It just seemed like the right thing to post since I also have a gay flag on this page.

Anywho, on to more important stuff. As many of you know I love to gamble. Although gambling on poker, sports, or casino games can be fun, I personally get a lot more satisfaction doing proposition bets. In fact I’ll share my latest prop bet.

My good friend and neighbor John (the big dude in the middle) is such a die hard Green Bay Packer fan that this dumb ass made the following bet. If Green Bay has a better overall record than the reigning NFC Champion Chicago Bears, then he will have the pleasure of shaving my head with a dull razor. Damn, that could be cold this winter!

But here is the best part, If when the Bears finish up the season with a better record he will have to fly a gay flag outside his home for 1 week. Note to fellow gamblers……..Bet with your head and not your heart.

Okay, as you can see I have a lot of fun messing with friends and doing crazy proposition bets. Below however are my favorite proposition bets. These are great bets to make at bars with drunk buddies for either free drinks or cold hard cash.

If you use any of these in coming weeks and make a profit, please ship the customary 10% to me via paypal. Alright, here goes in order of my favorite:

1. The Circumference of a Beer Glass - This is a classic and you will win this all day long. (Don’t lie, you know you just went into your kitchen to grab a glass and try it out.)

2. 6 Saltines in a Minute Challenge - Okay this one is good. Eating 6 saltine crackers in a minute doesn’t sound that difficult, but believe me it is. I have only seen one person do this successfully. The problem is that saltines literally dry up all the saliva in your mouth and you are unable to swallow. When making this bet, you cannot allow the suspect to drink any water or liquids during the 60 second period. (Gay Video, but I didn’t have time to scour Youtube for a better one)

3. Break a Beer Bottle With Your Bare Hands - This is also a good one but can be quite messy. It really only works well at house parties or if you have a sink to do it over. Definitely not the most profitable prop bet, but it does work.

4. Open a Beer Bottle With A Piece of Paper - Again, not as great as #’s 1 & 2, but it will trick most people. Good luck finding a sheet of 8×10 paper at the bar.

I actually have many more, but these are my favorites. If you have some good ones, please post in the comments. The first one I have actually found to work the best. Happy Gambling!

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