I suppose an “About Me” page is where you would expect to read a third person professional write up on myself. Hmmm…. well that’s not really my style, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you “about me” in my own words. 
Camera Phone Friday
August 31st, 2007 by Jeremy EnkeSo today I went through the photos on my camera phone for the first time in several months. All I can say is there’s definitely some interesting ones. Here’s a quick sampling with some explanations.
Random Strip Club - On the way back from the Bahamas last year I got laid over in Washington D.C. Conveniently there was a strip club right next door to the hotel. Bingo……
$4K Slot Cash - While in the Bahamas with AbsolutePoker I won around 5K or something on a slot machine. I think this is what I had left after the strip club….. 
Got to Drive a Viper this summer - This is my buddies ride, and it is the sickest car ever. I am buying one of these in the next five years
Random Asian Girl On A Plane - What kind of a weirdo takes a picture of a sleeping Asian girl on an airplane…..
My Crib - From around 2500 feet, my House is in there somewhere….. I live on the street that ends in the circle.
Twin Brother & Hot Athletic Chick - I’m guessing many of you didn’t know I have a twin brother. I’ll entertain side bets on the following. Bet# 1 - Nobody reading this can beat him in any race between one and 26 miles. Bet #2 - I can score with this chick before you, I’ll bet the house on that one.
The Crew- These are the people I dominate in poker, yahtzee, and ping pong. You may recognize the the dude with his eyes squinted from a few 1980’s adult videos….Nice work JB, welcome to the interent.
Ryan Mcrea (future rock star)- I rented a place with this kid and partied alot when I was in my early twenties. He has been asked to open for Nickelback and is recording an album next month. You heard it here first, the next Howie Day/ Dave Mathews. Click on the link to here a shitty acoustic version of my favorite song.
And Finally a farewell to this week from me to it - This pretty much sums it up. Have a great weekend
August 31st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
You’re a clown Enke. You belong in the circus. Haha j/k have a good weekend yourself.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:07 pm
The Vipers are sick. You can get the older models at a decent price also. The 98 GTS is the sickest model imo.
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September 1st, 2007 at 12:21 am
Random Asian girl on a plane? The only way that could be funnier would be if you got caught trying to take that pic. Hahaha, good stuff.
September 1st, 2007 at 8:47 am
The picture of the Asian girl was classic. I\’ll bet I can beat your brother at anything over 5K though. Peace,
Doc
September 5th, 2007 at 6:33 am
In regards to the Friday phone cam; I noticed a picture of you and your twin and was wondering when my royalties will begin arriving.
Since I consider myself the original creator and producer of the twins, it is only fair I be paid for my contribution to the project. Have a great day. Love Mom
September 8th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Shit, I didn’t realize my Mom would be reading this blog. I guess I better be careful with what stories I share.
At least now though she will know that I actually work and don’t sell drugs, deal in interent porn (not as a business anyways) or work in some sort of shady internet business. <——- Actually I suppose the jury is still out on the online poker business.
Welcome to the interweb Mom, glad to see you off dial-up.
Love,
Jeremy
2005-2007 Son of the year.
January 17th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
haha, I just read this post for the first time.
Nice hit on the slot machine man! I think I’m due for a score on a slot machine. I’m only about even on them
January 17th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Pow random Asian cell phone pic. I have a habit of taking pictures of weird looking people all the time as well and there are an endless supply of them at the casinos. Currently in my cell phone I have pictures of:
Death - this guy must be 90+, has no teeth, doesn’t really walk, he kinda just floats, doesn’t speak English. Will usually show up at 3:00am at the poker room looking for free food. He will give anyone nightmares.
Penguin: A 30 something year old fat chick that is annoying. SHe is very wide and looks like Danny Devito. Hence why she is called Penguin.
Geppetto: If you saw this guy you would think that Disney had this guy in mind when they created Pinnochio’s dad. Although he was very suspicious of me and my cell phone. Don’t worry I still got the shot lol
March 17th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I dont know about bet #1. What does he run the mile in? I havent lost a mile run in quite some time.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Under 4:20. I think his best ever is 4:06.
Good Luck
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
ummmmmmm nevermind. -EV
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
It would be close though if I got a nice healthy headstart! That puts him as one of the fastest anywhere in the mile.
March 30th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
OMG, I guess I never saw this post and I can;t believe I never knew you had a twin..
Love that pic of the car btw!
March 31st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Also, what JE pic folder would be complete without an Asian chick
March 31st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Maybe a bald JE